I talk a lot. And I travel a lot, too – and lately everywhere I go it’s the same. My (male) friends complain that it’s “too hard.” I’m not talking about the recession, not at all. I’m talking about the pleasure site of life – having sex. Back in the days you would even call it “making love” but i guess that’s over. First of all, I’m not really complaining. I’m more asking myself where did it suddenly come from. It doesn’t matter if girlfriend, one night stand or f-buddy. Sexy-times are “hard times” now – all over the world. Forget compliments bout your opponents pretty necklace – choke her. You think she want’s to come over for dinner tomorrow night to have a glass of wine and watch a nice movie – just get your dick sucked on the way home in the taxi and drop her off (plus she gotta pay half of the ride). I remember I went out with two girls at the same time back in High School and I got in trouble. Besides the two girls teaming up against me (after the found out), half of my best friends turned back on me and told me I’m the biggest prick in the world – If I’m doing that today both girls say” “You’re fucking that girl, too? That’s hot!” So as a native black forrest born county kid I’m slightly confused. Is this the new midlife crisis girls get when they are about to turn 30? I mean otherwise I can not explain talking to a girl last Saturday introducing herself as “Blase Hase” (That’s German for “blow job bunny”) and asking me if I wanna try her out?! Luckily I’m pretty good with adapting and a fast learner. I’m attending Kick Boxing classes already in case this summer choking is not enough.
nice post !!!