Hard Times

I talk a lot. And I travel a lot, too – and lately everywhere I go it’s the same. My (male) friends complain that it’s “too hard.” I’m not talking about the recession, not at all. I’m talking about the pleasure site of life – having sex. Back in the days you would even call it “making love” but i guess that’s over. First of all, I’m not really complaining. I’m more asking myself where did it suddenly come from. It doesn’t matter if girlfriend, one night stand or f-buddy. Sexy-times are “hard times” now – all over the world. Forget compliments bout your opponents pretty necklace – choke her. You think she want’s to come over for dinner tomorrow night to have a glass of wine and watch a nice movie – just get your dick sucked on the way home in the taxi and drop her off (plus she gotta pay half of the ride). I remember I went out with two girls at the same time back in High School and I got in trouble. Besides the two girls teaming up against me (after the found out), half of my best friends turned back on me and told me I’m the biggest prick in the world – If I’m doing that today both girls say” “You’re fucking that girl, too? That’s hot!” So as a native black forrest born county kid I’m slightly confused. Is this the new midlife crisis girls get when they are about to turn 30? I mean otherwise I can not explain talking to a girl last Saturday introducing herself as “Blase Hase” (That’s German for “blow job bunny”) and asking me if I wanna try her out?! Luckily I’m pretty good with adapting and a fast learner. I’m attending Kick Boxing classes already in case this summer choking is not enough.

Best place in the world

I guess people who browse by here once in a while already know – I’m a lazy Blogger. But in this case I had to share my feelings with you internet folks. I’ve just been to the best place in the world, well I’m actually still in. Endless free flow of Haagen Dazs ice cream, sausages and a live pop-corn machine. The Emirates Children Food Court in Dubai. The only thing you need is to have a dad (or mum) holding a business class ticket to enter the lounge (Or be a sneakty freakquent traveler). In both ways you will end up with belly pains. But in my case I don’t have to ask my parents presmission to go to the “adult-bar” to get some medicine on the rocks.

DJ Hi-Tek owns a High Tech Computer

The MTV clip to District 9

The Big Update

So. I moved recently to Berlin. Well not really. It’s more like a 6 weeks here, 6 weeks there (Shanghai) move. I gave away half of my cloths, shoes, my toaster and a bench to be able to do that. My old sneaker-freaker friends think I’m crazy. I’m happy and women who are coming into my place don’t ask me anymore if I’m gay by any chance. (Looking a my massive shoe-collection)

Another bunch of my friends are now jealous. “Oh, Uh, Ah, you’re in Berlin now, so cool.” No offense Mr. Kennedy, I wouldn’t call myself a “Berliner” yet. For me it’s just another big city with a lot of  work ahead. But I miss my screaming chinese neighbors, the fact I can’t walk into an EDKA and ask if I can get the cheese cheaper and I’m always confused how to trow away trash. No clue what type of trash belongs in which trash-can. There are just so many now, impossible to keep tracking! But hey. Enough, I like being back. Home cooked food, friendly Vodaphone employees and great haircuts for less then 10 Euros. And Kebab smell everywhere I go. Besides that I still travel a lot while being here. I did a few shows in Munich, organized a Bananas in Stuttgart together with DJ Passion and this week I play Cookies in Berlin with Mr. “Hip Hop Don’t Stop” Jumpy.

Here’s some pics from a movie-premiere I played in Ulm:

The week before I got punched but hey, I saw Santa a few days later in a Korean Restaurant before he went off to work:

More silliness and the Yum Yum Krauts in Munich:

Two Great Things

Queen & The Muppets – yeah

Lucky you!

Remember the mix I did with Passion. It’s from Bananas last week in Stuttgart. I got tipsy again and wrote silly stuff on the “wall.”

Pumping Iron Mixtape

I recorded a new mix yesterday with Passion. It’s mostly club stuff but the “nice” stuff. Not the pill-taking-rave-music. Enjoy.

(right click on the pic to get the mix or here)

Here is my tracklist, I’m gonna post Passion’s one soon, too:

1. We Are Golden – MIKA (Calvin Harris Edit)
2. Pon De Floor – Major Lazer (Chewy Chocolate Cookies Remix Blend)
3. Face – Black Ghost (Switch Remix)
4. Geht Ab – BASS ILL EURO aka. The Euros
5. Flat Beat – Mr. Oizo
6. Shake & Pop – Green Velvet
7. Left Behind – CSS (João Brasil Tropical Edit)
8. Float My Boat – Lazy Jay
9. Great DJ – The Ting Tings (Calvin Harris Edit)
10. Put Your Hands on Me – Crookers (Solo Remix)
11. The Imperious Urge – Adam Sky & Danny Williams (Zombie Disco Squad Remix)
12. Joga Bola – Solo
13. Afreaka – Solo
14. You got the Love – Florence & The Machine (The XX Remix)

Muenchen-Shuffle

I’m going to Munich. Already this weekend. I know it’s too late for the Oktober-fest but I’m still right on time for Yum Yum’s Birthday. I’d promised myself to have dinner first, before I start drinking with my local friends. But hey, I got booked again, so I guess things didn’t get that messy last time.
But before entering Bavaria I’m gonna stop over in Stuttgart. Actually for 2 dates. Bananas and Treff. Last time I was In Stuttgart (deejaying) I had to meet my girlfriend’s family the next day. Luckily they are not German. As we say “Andere Laender, andere Sitten.” (No clue how to translate that) I arrived and I guess I must have looked less handsome and more terrible. I got offered the choice between wine or beer. And it was 10am in the morning. I have to say, I love Middle Europe. F*ck those Americans telling you you get kidnapped and they steal all you organs. I got fed everyday, had to meet pretty girls and was allowed to keep all my intestines. Sure the Trance on every radio-channel is a little bit annoying but after a while you start liking it and do the Melbourne Shuffle overtime you take a ride.

Monsters Do Exist

I always had a fetish for taking pictures of Burgers. Most of them I photographed I think I never ate. Too many scary movies came out how 23% (and more) of Americas finest Beef Patties is cow pooh. I stick with chicken – but these burgers are not worth to be published.

Since Halloween is coming up soon, (I play a show in Aachen) but I don’t have the flyer to put up I thought I share some “scary monster burger pics” with ya’ll. Bon Appetite.

Oh, If you ever make it to Shanghai, I’d reccomend the Mc Rabbit. Pretty Jumpy!

I’m (still) in Dubai

… and that’s it. Girls look “average” Houses are a bit bigger and “Danger” is more like stand up comedy. I like!