Hard Times

I talk a lot. And I travel a lot, too – and lately everywhere I go it’s the same. My (male) friends complain that it’s “too hard.” I’m not talking about the recession, not at all. I’m talking about the pleasure site of life – having sex. Back in the days you would even call it “making love” but i guess that’s over. First of all, I’m not really complaining. I’m more asking myself where did it suddenly come from. It doesn’t matter if girlfriend, one night stand or f-buddy. Sexy-times are “hard times” now – all over the world. Forget compliments bout your opponents pretty necklace – choke her. You think she want’s to come over for dinner tomorrow night to have a glass of wine and watch a nice movie – just get your dick sucked on the way home in the taxi and drop her off (plus she gotta pay half of the ride). I remember I went out with two girls at the same time back in High School and I got in trouble. Besides the two girls teaming up against me (after the found out), half of my best friends turned back on me and told me I’m the biggest prick in the world – If I’m doing that today both girls say” “You’re fucking that girl, too? That’s hot!” So as a native black forrest born county kid I’m slightly confused. Is this the new midlife crisis girls get when they are about to turn 30? I mean otherwise I can not explain talking to a girl last Saturday introducing herself as “Blase Hase” (That’s German for “blow job bunny”) and asking me if I wanna try her out?! Luckily I’m pretty good with adapting and a fast learner. I’m attending Kick Boxing classes already in case this summer choking is not enough.

Push The Button – 12th September 2009

Push The Button is a party series my fruity -partner Dan Battle is doing here in Shanghai at Not Me (东平路21号, 21 Dongping Lu). He’s in Cali for a wedding that’s why I did the date. Facebook is blocked in China, that’s why I had to do the promo the old fashioned way. Putting up posters and flyers. I had fun, met lot of nice girls and got chased a few times buy security guards. Even with all the efforts, the party was empty anyway…

What I actually forgot while living now 4 years here. There are probably ten-times more “forbidden” signs then somewhere else in the world. But still no one cares, I saw parents telling their children to pee under the seat in the subway, police cars wrong-way-driving causing horrible accidents and blaming the other car for not gving way or worst a flight attendant having a smoke right before we’re taking off (inside the plane).

Hello my name (still) is…

While walking around putting the PTB stickers up, I saw this one! Couldn’t believe it; I put that sticker up in summer 2003 on a holiday trip with my ex-girlfriend to Shanghai. Hell yeah!

Freudscher “ver-sprayer”

Well, happens

99 Problems

I won a Rolex gambling with Lucie Tic in Macau!